Thursday, Feb 26th, 2009 ↓

Nare Necessity

Last night (or this morning, if you will), I went to Scarlett’s Cabaret in Miami. Several dancers accosted me for dances, as is usual, and I politely declined their offers.

One dancer named Carmen crept up on me with a subtle rub of my shoulders, sat in my lap and proceeded to put her hand up my shirt and anywhere she could get it in order to persuade me. I told her I wasn’t used to this sort of thing, and she questioned my intrigue in her 42DD bust. I apologized for my disinterest and she stared at me inquisitively.

Finally, she withdrew, but not before giving me a kiss on my nose that was as gentle as a leaf falling to the ground and as soft as the breeze that carried it away.

It was the most intimate gesture I’ve ever received.

Wednesday, Apr 23rd, 2008 ↓
annie:  LOL. It took me a second too.

annie:

LOL. It took me a second too.

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Jack has a GUN! 
annie:  YES! ^.^

Jack has a GUN! 

annie:

YES! ^.^

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“I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We’ve created life in our own image.”

—Stephen Hawking (via raygrass) (via heather-rivers)

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nikography:  
i try and smile at anyone that i make eye contact with in my daily wanderings. and no crappy half smiles either, those don’t count. full, crinkled eye smiles.  it actually bothers me sometimes when i am standing around with another person or two, maybe waiting for a bus or train and we are just silent. even if i don’t really feel like chatting, i feel like we should be chatting. if only for the fact that we are humans occupying the same space at the same time, regardless of the social form and structure around us.

nikography:

i try and smile at anyone that i make eye contact with in my daily wanderings. and no crappy half smiles either, those don’t count. full, crinkled eye smiles.

it actually bothers me sometimes when i am standing around with another person or two, maybe waiting for a bus or train and we are just silent. even if i don’t really feel like chatting, i feel like we should be chatting. if only for the fact that we are humans occupying the same space at the same time, regardless of the social form and structure around us.

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The time has come. The time has come. The time is now. Just go. … I don’t care how. You can go by foot. You can go by cow. Hillary R. Clinton, will you please go now! You can go on skates. You can go on skis. … You can go in an old blue shoe.

Just go, go, GO!

—Maureen Dowd’s Dr Seuss reference in Wilting Over Waffles
Thursday, Apr 17th, 2008 ↓

Michelle Obama on the Colbert Report →

Guy at bar: And so I keep trying to tell my wife that sienna is not a color.
Girl passing by: Yes it is! Burnt sienna is a crayon you slanderous prick!

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“He told the audience that he intended to let the criticism roll off of him. As he spoke, he made a dramatic gesture of wiping off his sleeves and dusting off his dark suit.”

—NY Times reporting Obama g-g-g-gettin’ dat dirt off his shoulders

“If you’re bored then you must be boring, too.”

—Piebald
Wednesday, Apr 16th, 2008 ↓

Youtube Divorce (We are the Youtube generation after all)

I'll Follow You Into the Dark

what ya doing?
Vladimir Thomas
12: 03
chatting about darkness and depression
12: 03
you'd make a cool DIY goth
12: 03
lol
12: 03
i was thinking about how some ppl need to insulate themselves form the evil in the world
12: 04
and they surround themselves by positive things
12: 04
ignoring the bad
12: 04
like everything is sunshine and gummi bears
12: 04
which seems naive
12: 04
at the same time it isn't the best idea to lose yourself in the bad in the world
12: 04
there needs to be a balance
12: 04
an awareness of both elements
12: 05
u?
12: 05
my friend thinks sex is the solution for everything
12: 06
yeah, he's a guy
Sunday, Apr 13th, 2008 ↓

Yu Gi Oh Abridged Series (1 of 27)

Human iPod (Savant) →

Monday, Apr 7th, 2008 ↓

Man with suicide victim's heart takes own life →

A man who received a heart transplant 12 years ago and later married the donor’s widow died the same way the donor did, authorities said: of a self-inflicted gunshot wound.