Last night (or this morning, if you will), I went to Scarlett’s Cabaret in Miami. Several dancers accosted me for dances, as is usual, and I politely declined their offers.
One dancer named Carmen crept up on me with a subtle rub of my shoulders, sat in my lap and proceeded to put her hand up my shirt and anywhere she could get it in order to persuade me. I told her I wasn’t used to this sort of thing, and she questioned my intrigue in her 42DD bust. I apologized for my disinterest and she stared at me inquisitively.
Finally, she withdrew, but not before giving me a kiss on my nose that was as gentle as a leaf falling to the ground and as soft as the breeze that carried it away.
It was the most intimate gesture I’ve ever received.

i try and smile at anyone that i make eye contact with in my daily wanderings. and no crappy half smiles either, those don’t count. full, crinkled eye smiles.
it actually bothers me sometimes when i am standing around with another person or two, maybe waiting for a bus or train and we are just silent. even if i don’t really feel like chatting, i feel like we should be chatting. if only for the fact that we are humans occupying the same space at the same time, regardless of the social form and structure around us.
The time has come. The time has come. The time is now. Just go. … I don’t care how. You can go by foot. You can go by cow. Hillary R. Clinton, will you please go now! You can go on skates. You can go on skis. … You can go in an old blue shoe.
Just go, go, GO!
”| Guy at bar: | And so I keep trying to tell my wife that sienna is not a color. |
| Girl passing by: | Yes it is! Burnt sienna is a crayon you slanderous prick! |
Youtube Divorce (We are the Youtube generation after all)
| what ya doing? | |
| Vladimir Thomas | |
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| chatting about darkness and depression | |
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| you'd make a cool DIY goth | |
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| lol | |
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| i was thinking about how some ppl need to insulate themselves form the evil in the world | |
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| and they surround themselves by positive things | |
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| ignoring the bad | |
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| like everything is sunshine and gummi bears | |
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| which seems naive | |
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| at the same time it isn't the best idea to lose yourself in the bad in the world | |
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| there needs to be a balance | |
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| an awareness of both elements | |
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| u? | |
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| my friend thinks sex is the solution for everything | |
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| yeah, he's a guy |
Yu Gi Oh Abridged Series (1 of 27)
A man who received a heart transplant 12 years ago and later married the donor’s widow died the same way the donor did, authorities said: of a self-inflicted gunshot wound.