Thursday, Apr 17th, 2008 ↓

“If you’re bored then you must be boring, too.”

—Piebald

“He told the audience that he intended to let the criticism roll off of him. As he spoke, he made a dramatic gesture of wiping off his sleeves and dusting off his dark suit.”

—NY Times reporting Obama g-g-g-gettin’ dat dirt off his shoulders
Guy at bar: And so I keep trying to tell my wife that sienna is not a color.
Girl passing by: Yes it is! Burnt sienna is a crayon you slanderous prick!

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Michelle Obama on the Colbert Report →