Last night (or this morning, if you will), I went to Scarlett’s Cabaret in Miami. Several dancers accosted me for dances, as is usual, and I politely declined their offers.
One dancer named Carmen crept up on me with a subtle rub of my shoulders, sat in my lap and proceeded to put her hand up my shirt and anywhere she could get it in order to persuade me. I told her I wasn’t used to this sort of thing, and she questioned my intrigue in her 42DD bust. I apologized for my disinterest and she stared at me inquisitively.
Finally, she withdrew, but not before giving me a kiss on my nose that was as gentle as a leaf falling to the ground and as soft as the breeze that carried it away.
It was the most intimate gesture I’ve ever received.
LOL. It took me a second too.
Jack has a GUN!
YES! ^.^
“I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We’ve created life in our own image.” — Stephen Hawking (via raygrass) (via heather-rivers)
i try and smile at anyone that i make eye contact with in my daily wanderings. and no crappy half smiles either, those don’t count. full, crinkled eye smiles.
it actually bothers me sometimes when i am standing around with another person or two, maybe waiting for a bus or train and we are just silent. even if i don’t really feel like chatting, i feel like we should be chatting. if only for the fact that we are humans occupying the same space at the same time, regardless of the social form and structure around us.
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The time has come. The time has come. The time is now. Just go. … I don’t care how. You can go by foot. You can go by cow. Hillary R. Clinton, will you please go now! You can go on skates. You can go on skis. … You can go in an old blue shoe.
Just go, go, GO!
” — Maureen Dowd’s Dr Seuss reference in Wilting Over WafflesMichelle Obama on the Colbert Report
“He told the audience that he intended to let the criticism roll off of him. As he spoke, he made a dramatic gesture of wiping off his sleeves and dusting off his dark suit.” — NY Times reporting Obama g-g-g-gettin’ dat dirt off his shoulders
“If you’re bored then you must be boring, too.” — Piebald
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Man with suicide victim's heart takes own life -
A man who received a heart transplant 12 years ago and later married the donor’s widow died the same way the donor did, authorities said: of a self-inflicted gunshot wound.