The humor of SA med students as I witnessed firsthand on the way back from clinics last night:

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: *gag*

Q: What does a baby sound like when you put it in a blender?
A: I don’t know. I was too busy jerking off.

Q: What’s worse than 9 babies nailed to 1 post?
A: 1 baby nailed to 9 posts.

Q: How do you make an orphans hands bleed?
A: Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

A man was trying to get his cows to mate. A wiseman told him the secret was to put his finger in the female cow’s vagina and then pass his finger in front of the male cow’s nose. The next day, he tried it and to his surprise it worked. The male cow got a massive erection and mounted the female cow. That night, he went home and figured he could do the same thing with his wife. He stuck his finger in her vagina and passed it in front of his nose. He got excited and woke his wife up. He says to her, “look what I have for you.” She says, “you woke me up to show me you have a bloody nose?”

Q: What goes blurp, blurp, meep, meep.
A: A baby in an acid bath.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: How do you make a baby crawl in circles?
A: You staple one of its arms to its side.

Q: What’s the difference between a fridge and a baby?
A: One doesn’t scream when you put your meat in it.

Q: What’s the problem with having sex w/ 21 year-olds?
A: There’s 20 of them.

For the record. I don’t find their baby jokes very funny.